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This, for me, is a hobby, an escape, and a way to communicate with fans and people who are just enthusiastic about something no one would truly consider "art".

I used to be a philosopher/artist until something shorted out and I fucked off to the city to learn a trade and be poor and unknown. It's awesome. And I take care of my clinically insane father, too.

TMI?

Let me reiterate. Basically, here's me saying fuck the poetry, the art, the bullshit philosophy, the romanticism of theater. Fuck the coffeehouses and the midnight discussions of the meaning of life, buttressed by drugs that are fucking up Mexico like you wouldn't believe. Put your head down and live your life as hard as you can. Make things with your hands. Grow your own pot. Work hard and have a lot of sex. Do your goddamn duty.

I'm pretty much going to love you no matter what because it's my job as a human being. Come on over, speak your piece. I'll find something about you to like. And so will my Higher Power, Mr. Rogers. Mr. Rogers fucking loves everybody.

Seriously, come on down. I'll make you pancakes, and if I put enough chocolate chips in 'em they should taste all right. We'll write some slash while we're at it.

I am yakattack.